I lied about having a boyfriend today so that a guy at my gym wouldn’t pursue me. I don’t like to do this very often because I like to consider myself an honest person and usually I can handle telling guys the truth and dealing with the repercussions…but not here. I have already been in a few situations where I told the truth about my super single status and I was grilled for at least an hour as to why I didn’t want to date said guy who is grilling me with questions. It is hard enough to speak let alone communicate to someone politely in another language that you just don’t find them sexy.
So here I am. Living a lie. And I’m fine with it. I’m actually thinking up a fake identity for my faux-boif just in case I still get grilled with questions. What should I call him? Fabio???