The Toilet Seat is not Toilet Paper…
I woke up this morning and stumbled half asleep to the bathroom. When I went to plop down on the toilet I saw that SOMEONE or SOMETHING had left a smudge of wet sloppy poop on the toilet seat. This didn’t look like cat poop and it didn’t look like the cat jumped on the toilet seat with a poopy paw. This looked like HUMAN shit. I saw that the bathroom did not have any toilet paper in it. I wonder if someone decided to wipe their ass on the toilet seat…fucking disgusting.
